Of Shoes, Ships, Sealing Wax, Cabbages and Kings
Of Shoes, Ships, Sealing Wax, Cabbages and Kings

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

fatbodypolitics:

astrntsnst:

satchmo88:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

just laughed for a solid five minutes

True Fucking Story

I legit hold these like they are a bomb flinching when I think they are going to open.

fatbodypolitics:

astrntsnst:

satchmo88:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

just laughed for a solid five minutes

True Fucking Story

I legit hold these like they are a bomb flinching when I think they are going to open.

Black women wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see Black women. White women wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see women. White men wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see human beings.

Michelle Haimoff, on privilege  (via purityhole)

"When a man does something stupid, people say, ‘Isn’t he stupid?’ But when a woman does something stupid, people say, ‘Aren’t women stupid?’"

(via bitchycrazy)

letsjustsaywedid:

arianne888:

the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

Everything changed when the firemelon attackedOnly the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop themBut when the world needed him mostHe made like a banana and split

letsjustsaywedid:

arianne888:

the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them

But when the world needed him most

He 

made like a banana and split

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the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

lemonsandcandy:

ejacutastic:

brother no

I WILL AVENGE YOU

lemonsandcandy:

ejacutastic:

brother no

I WILL AVENGE YOU

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Banana peel wet floor signs

They’re going to get stolen.

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Banana peel wet floor signs

They’re going to get stolen.

evolve-today:

Nivea is really killing the patriarchy with this new anti-stress deodorant ad.

The comments on this video are fucking G O L D.

I don’t know about you ladies, but I’ll only be buying Nivea products from this point on.

Nope sorry - imagine if the roles were reversed! I’m a feminist and I think this is sexist to men. The point of feminism is to strive for equality, not make women seem better than men.