the greatest plan in history
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)
BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING
just laughed for a solid five minutes
True Fucking Story
I legit hold these like they are a bomb flinching when I think they are going to open.
Michelle Haimoff, on privilege (via purityhole)
"When a man does something stupid, people say, ‘Isn’t he stupid?’ But when a woman does something stupid, people say, ‘Aren’t women stupid?’"
Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…
Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them
But when the world needed him most
made like a banana and split
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
Nivea is really killing the patriarchy with this new anti-stress deodorant ad.
The comments on this video are fucking G O L D.
I don’t know about you ladies, but I’ll only be buying Nivea products from this point on.
Nope sorry - imagine if the roles were reversed! I’m a feminist and I think this is sexist to men. The point of feminism is to strive for equality, not make women seem better than men.